Pretty sure he would have been my best friend in middle school.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
It’s a little known fact that Kurt absolutely adored RuPaul. A little known, but fabulous fact.